*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
If You Don’t Have Girl Friends, I Feel Sorry For You, unhappie)(via
I used to be this girl! For years, I was this girl. It’s okay, though. There is hope.
I think a lot of women go through this phase; I went through it in middle school and part of high school; fortunately I got my head out of my ass and realized that the girls around me were people, complicated and funny and interesting and kind, just like all the boys I’d sworn were the only friends I’d ever have.
So don’t worry if you used to do this - you can always stop! But remember: disliking other girls in a lump doesn’t make you cool. It makes you a dickhead.
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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
|mary:||john why did i find your wedding ring in the trash|
|john:||idk why did you shoot my bestfriend|
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week